From Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, and Through the Looking Glass, by Lewis Carroll
"I only wanted to see what the garden was like, your Majesty---" "That's right," said the Queen, patting her on the head, which Alice didn't like at all: "though, when you say `garden'---_I've_ seen gardens, compared with which this would be a wilderness." Alice didn't dare to argue the point, but went on: "---and I thought I'd try and find my way to the top of that hill---" "When you say `hill,'" the Queen interrupted, "_I_ could show you hills, in comparison with which you'd call that a valley." "No, I shouldn't," said Alice, surprised into contradicting her at last: "a hill _can't_ be a valley, you know. That would be nonsense---" The Red Queen shook her head. "You may call it `nonsense' if you like," she said, "but _I've_ heard nonsense, compared with which that would be as sensible as a dictionary!" -- Through the Looking-Glass Chapter ii