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HARTMAN: Today ... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at
    zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the
    free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few
    marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill
    everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our
    appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh
    souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give
    your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps!

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