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HARTMAN: Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?

COWBOY: Sir, Texas, sir!

HARTMAN: Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from
    Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to
    me, so that kinda narrows it down! Do you suck dicks!

COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!

HARTMAN: Are you a peter-puffer?

COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!

HARTMAN: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in
    the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him
    a reach-around! I'll be watching you!

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