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What kinds of outfits do today's kids want? That's easy! They want
outfits that you really hate. For example, if you have a daughter,
you would prefer for her to go to school dressed, basically, as a
nun; whereas she wants to look as if she has been rejected for
employment by a house of prostitution on the grounds of looking too
slutty.
		-- Dave Barry, "Why Abe Was a Geek"

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