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Dear Editor:
 
I must point out a glaring error made in last Tuesday's obituary page.
I am not, in fact, dead, as you reported. Nor is my name even Clarence
Fenbrook, as you stated, it is Roger Wembly, and I am a spritely 52
years of age rather than the figure of 74 you printed. I am also
neither a Shriner nor an enthusiast of Naval History as your piece
reported. In fact, absolutely nothing at all in your article was
correct! I believe you have a responsibility to the community to get
your facts straight, and I hope you will do so in the future.
 
Undeceasingly yours,
Roger Wembly

Alan Meiss
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