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"What is it?" he'd [Bigfoot] tell them on the phone, playing the
confused dumbo for a while before the metal jaws clamped shut.  "I
don't pay quickly enough to get the good stuff?  Is there something
wrong with my business that you want to send me garbage?  Or
is it that I'm stupid?  Maybe my stupidity makes you figure, well ...
that I want the kind of shit you send me.  Or maybe ... I
am stupid ... maybe I can't recognize fresh fish ... maybe
this smelly piece of shit is really fresh ... and I just ...
can't recognize it.  Maybe I've encouraged you somehow ... to
inconvenience me and my customers.  May be you could explain to me ...
because I'm having a problem ... you know ... figuring it out
... because I'm so stupid.  Or maybe ... maybe you're just
really really rich guys and you don't need my business at
all.  Things are going so well for you ... you figure you
don't need the money."
		-- Anthony Bourdain, Kitchen
		   Confidential, p. 40

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