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Trading for an NBA player with baggage is like dating a girl with
baggage – maybe you'll be happy for a few months, but there's a
95-percent chance it's going to end badly. (And I mean, BADLY, as in,
"Why does it hurt when I pee?" or "I wonder who left 59 hang-ups on my
answering machine?")
		-- Bill Simmons
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