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Bob Dole is now upset because people are doing jokes about the man
being old and running for President...Bob Dole actually challenged
me, he said, "Dave, you know, make all those jokes about me being
old, but look, if you think you're such a big shot, come with me on
my campaign plane and see how well you do." And I said, "Thanks very
much, Bob, that's a very, very generous offer but I can't get on the
plane with you because I'm not eligible for preboarding."
		-- David Letterman, June 17--21, 1996

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