Content tagged hartman

Quotes Collected

HARTMAN: Today you people are no longer maggots. Today you are marines. You're part of a brotherhood. jacket/14

HARTMAN: What's this weapon's name, Private Pyle? PYLE: Sir, the private's weapon's name is Charlene. jacket/13

HARTMAN: Today ... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will … jacket/12

HARTMAN: The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive … jacket/11

HARTMAN: Get up here, fatboy! Quickly! Move it up! Move it up, Pyle! Move it up! You climb obstacles like old people fuck. Do you know that, Private … jacket/10

HARTMAN marches the recruits through the squad bay. Their rifles are at shoulder arms and their left hands clutch their genitals. HARTMAN: This is … jacket/9

HARTMAN: Pray! RECRUITS: (in unison) This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I  … jacket/8

HARTMAN: Tonight ... you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name! Because this is the only pussy you people … jacket/7

HARTMAN: Do you suck dicks? PYLE: Sir, no, sir! HARTMAN: Bullshit! I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! PYLE: Sir, no, sir! HARTMAN: … jacket/6

Sergeant HARTMAN walks down the line to another recruit, a tall, overtweight boy. HARTMAN: Did your parents have any children that lived? PYLE: Sir, … jacket/5

HARTMAN: Where in hell are you from anyway, Private? COWBOY: Sir, Texas, sir! HARTMAN: Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, … jacket/4

HARTMAN: How tall are you, Private? COWBOY: Sir, five foot nine, sir! HARTMAN: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You trying … jacket/3

HARTMAN: You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will … jacket/2

HARTMAN: If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for … jacket/1