Vice interview with an ex heroin dealer: “There’s nothing like the feeling you get when you’ve got 100 kilos of heroin in the trunk of your car.” … gulfstream/2535
How to make a playlist for a girl: “First of all, making a mix for a girl you don’t know that well or for a girl that dumped you is the worst thing … gulfstream/2100
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Vice magazine: NEW YORK – HOW TO MAKE A PLAYLIST FOR A GIRL
"You can only make a playlist for a girl that you have fucked more than twice and she has to have thoroughly enjoyed herself both times (so, if you had trouble getting it up the first time then it doesn’t count and your “two times” has to start on t
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Hey look it’s the personification of The New York Times, a smug, self-indulgent, boomer, pussy that thinks he matters and is always wrong.
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Some guys are smart enough to know the only way you’re going to get Asian chicks is to turn down the thug and turn up the Sesame Street.
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"You think you’re into design but you’re not a true furniture snob until you can say your ass has never, ever touched any of those tacky subway seats. "