# Junior Hockey in Canada's Heartland

One of my favourite ever “[long reads](http://longreads.com/)” is a
piece by Guy Lawson in the January 1998 <cite>Harper’s</cite>: “[Hockey
nights: The tough skate through junior-league
life](http://www.harpers.org/archive/1998/01/0059426).”

It’s an account of ice-hockey as played in the rural Canadian town of
Flin Flon, Manitoba by an under-20 team called the Bombers. Hockey there
is pretty tough. (This might not be a surprise.) There’s a fairly casual
attitude toward on-rink punch-ups, but violence is also deployed
surprisingly dispassionately in other situations, like evaluating
potential recruits.

Here’s a sampling:

> “Meeks isn’t the right guy. He’s too good a fighter,” Razor said to
> me. “We’ll send someone else, and if the kid [Sides, a prospective
>
> > recruit] answers the bell and stands up for himself, he’ll be accepted
> > by the team. If he doesn’t, we’ll go from there.” Sides scored three
> > goals that session. The next afternoon he fought Ferlie, a man-child
> > six inches shorter than Sides but an absurdly eager and able fighter.
> > Skate-to-skate, lefts and rights were thrown in flurries. Sides’s head
> > bounced off the Plexiglas as he and Ferlie wrestled each other to the
> > ice. The players on the benches stood and slapped their sticks against
> > the boards in applause. Sides and Ferlie checked their lips for blood,
> > shook hands, exchanged a grin.

 

> Now Razor addressed the topic of fighting. Because of the SJHL’s
> penalty of compulsory ejection from the rest of the game for fighting,
> Razor said, other teams would send mediocre players out to try and
> goad Flin Flon’s best players into scraps. “I know things are going to
> happen out on the ice. It’s the nature of the game,” Razor said as he
> paced the room. “But Rodge, Lester, Schultzie, the goal scorers, you
> can’t fight unless you take an equally talented player with you. If we
> lose one of our best, we need them to lose one of their best.” “You
> told Ferlie to fight against Dauphin,” Rodge said. “No,” Razor
> explained, “I didn’t tell Ferlie to fight. We were getting beaten and
> I said, ‘If you want to start something, now would be a good time.’”
> The Bombers all laughed.

 

> A few of the Bombers had told me about the present that Meeks’s older
> brother—a giant of a man and an ex-Bomber, with 30 points and 390
> penalty minutes in one season—had given Meeks for his eighteenth
> birthday: a beating. “Yeah, he did, Scoop,” Meeks said sheepishly. “My
> brother would say, ‘I can’t wait until you turn eighteen, because I’m
> going to lay a licking on you.’ The day of my birthday he saw me and
> started coming after me. I grabbed a hockey stick and started
> swinging, nailing him in the back, just cracking him. It didn’t even
> faze him. Next thing you know, my jersey’s over my head and he’s
> beating the crap out of me. My mom and one of my brother’s friends
> hopped in and broke her up.” “Why did your brother do that?” I asked.
> Meeks shrugged. “I turned eighteen.”

 

> “I hate rye,” Holly announced. “I get into fights when I drink rye.”
> She told me about the Boxing Day social last year. “This girl pissed
> me off, so me and a friend tag-teamed her. My friend slapped her and I
> threw my drink on her and she started blabbing at me so I grabbed her
> and kicked her in the head and ripped all her hair out. She was bald
> when I was done.” The girl had to go to the hospital to have her
> broken nose set, Holly said, now speaking in quiet tones because she
> had noticed the girl’s aunt a few tables down from us. “And then she
> went to the cop shop and filed charges, even though she was four years
> older than me.”

 

> Meeks had explained his fighting technique to me back in Flin Flon: “I
> can’t punch the other guy first,” he said. “That’s why I’ve got a lot
> of stitches. The other guy always gets the first punch and then I get
> mad.” Meeks took the first punch from Seventeen square in the jaw.
> Meeks’s head jerked back. He grabbed Seventeen by the collar and threw
> a long, looping, overhand right. He pulled Seventeen’s jersey over his
> head. Another shot, a right jab, an uppercut; switched hands, a
> combination of lefts. A strange sound came from the audience, a
> mounting, feverish cry: Seventeen was crumpling, arms flailing, as the
> linesmen stepped in and separated the two. Meeks waved to his
> teammates as he was led off the ice by the officials to the screams of
> the Weyburn fans. The Bombers scored four minutes later. Between
> periods in the dressing room Razor shook Meeks’s hand. “Great job.”

 

> Meeks couldn’t play and wasn’t sure when he would be able to play
> again. “I called Meghan and told her I broke my hand,” he said. “She
> said, ‘You did not.’ I said I did, I had to fight. She said I
> shouldn’t fight. She said that I always have a choice.”
