When in Tel Aviv, call 03-6321989 and leave a message for 61*08730!
When in Riyadh, call 01-4080997 and leave a message for 61*08730!
When in Lisbon, call 21-272-3216 and leave a message for 61*08730!
When in Stockholm, call 09-52-53-53-7 and leave a message for
61*08730!
When in Bangalore, call 80-6991125 and leave a message for 61*08730!\
(Non-weird-ass cities are also catered for.)