Phrase least likely

A game played by Statesman staff: think of the phrase least likely to be uttered by each member.

Christopher Hitchens got:

“I don’t care how rich you are, I’m not coming to your party.”

Martin Amis got:

“You look a bit depressed, why don’t you sit down and tell me about it?”

(From a profile of Christopher Hitchens in The New Yorker, 2006-10-16.)