A game played by Statesman staff: think of the phrase least likely to be uttered by each member.
Christopher Hitchens got:
“I don’t care how rich you are, I’m not coming to your party.”
Martin Amis got:
“You look a bit depressed, why don’t you sit down and tell me about it?”
(From a profile of Christopher Hitchens in The New Yorker, 2006-10-16.)