http://newyorker.com/talk/content/?031201ta_talk_desantis Irving Tobin reads every page of the Times (save the sports, Escapes and Circuits sections), and is one year, five months, and four days behind in his reading.
(Irving buddy, there’s a way out: “Select All” / “Mark All as Read.” It’s gonna hurt bad, you’ll wonder if you’ve done the right thing, if you’ve missed out on something terrifically important, something you needed to know, something that would’ve made you laugh, but you’ve gotta bury those doubts deep. Just blow your papers away my friend, blow them away. Tomorrow there will be more news.) 13:43
