http://stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3578626a4560,00.html Update on Thomas Hendry, the New Zealander who scored an honorary mention in the 1999 Darwin Awards for winning a bar competition by stapling his penis to a white crucifix, pouring lighter fluid over it, and setting it on fire. He’s now living in Melbourne, runs a goth nightclub, and still has the crucifix. (Australia has very strict quarantine controls; he had to pay customs $30 to fumigate it.) 07:36