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Entry Posted November 30, 2006

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55807 Kansas Outlaws Practice of Evolution: “Violators of the new law may face punishments that include jail time, stiff fines, and rehabilitative education and training to rid organisms suspected of evolutionary tendencies.” 23:25

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